Its a beautiful Sunday... The sun's shining brightly outside my room.... The cool breeze whipping through the window, freezing my already solid (from frostbite not workouts- but hey, somethings better than nothing :p) butt. My ice cold lemon tea now tastes like sewage water (not that I'd know! I swear!) Yup peachy day indeed! Okay okay, so maybe I should stop being so bi***y (its only censored as I don't want a certain someone making a certain call at some insane hour because of me using profanity- yup, believe me, she'd do that! AND she's not my mom.... God strike me with a bolt of lightning already?) Its a pretty decent day I must say.... It could be a lot worse... I could have to do....okay, so I can't think of a dreadful thing at the moment... But I did think of something to do with all this free time... I decided to surf the net! And I mean just literally read things off at random... And as random as information comes, these were the "randomest" bits that I found... Pretty intriguing too...
Useless Information That Would Kill My Brain Cells Faster Than You Could Yell Stupid!
1) Starfishes don't have brains....- big deal! I know some humans that are like that too!
2) Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes do...- beware the DONKEY!!!
3) A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes...- damn! i can think of a few people (MEN) who've already started pledging their lives to being reincarnated as pigs. How the hell did they find this out?!
4) Banging your head on the wall burns 150 calories an hour... order now, and not only do you get the head banging manual with a 20% off but we guarantee it'll shave 10 years off your lifespan or your money back guaranteed!
5) Some lions mate over 50 times a day....- but do they orgasm as long though... the pig still walks away with the better deal! :P
6) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.... -god must have known what he was doing! (point to note- this is subject to a multiple number of controversies- but hell, if its even being CONSIDERED- that still suprises me!)
7) Right handed people live on average, 9 years longer than left handed people do... -what if someone's ambidextrous... is the difference split?
8) The ant can lift up to 50 times its own weight, pull up to 30 times its own weight and always falls on its right side when intoxicated...- intoxicated with WHAT?! did my freaking taxes (not that I pay any) fund this research?!
9) Polar bears are left handed...- when did they start writing?!
10) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off....- This takes BDSM to a whole new level!
Thats it folks! Well, I'll leave with another bit... Its impossible for you to lick ur elbow... prove me wrong? ;)
